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Illegal alien? No. Shoveling snow without two forms of identification.

Illegal alien? No. Shoveling snow without two forms of identification.

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i just blew my leg off can i sleep it off
NO. YOU CANNOT SLEEP IT OFF. THIS IS A LIFE-THREATENING MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
You must take immediate action to save your life.
1. CALL 911 (OR LOCAL EMERGENCY SERVICES) IMMEDIATELY.
Tell them you have a traumatic amputation and are losing blood.

i just blew my leg off can i sleep it off NO. YOU CANNOT SLEEP IT OFF. THIS IS A LIFE-THREATENING MEDICAL EMERGENCY. You must take immediate action to save your life. 1. CALL 911 (OR LOCAL EMERGENCY SERVICES) IMMEDIATELY. Tell them you have a traumatic amputation and are losing blood.

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avatar Dank Wizard
Rock, is this true?

Rock, is this true?

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My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

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My 8yo is into “hug attacks.” Basically she randomly says “back. Back. Back.” I walk backwards until she cries “Hug Attack!” She sprints, leaps into my arms, and squeezes. Yesterday I asked if she’d still be doing this in her 40s. She said “duh.” I haven’t stopped smiling since.

My 8yo is into “hug attacks.” Basically she randomly says “back. Back. Back.” I walk backwards until she cries “Hug Attack!” She sprints, leaps into my arms, and squeezes. Yesterday I asked if she’d still be doing this in her 40s. She said “duh.” I haven’t stopped smiling since.

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How I look at people who say fifteen hundred instead of one thousand five hundred

How I look at people who say fifteen hundred instead of one thousand five hundred

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