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My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate. And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate. And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

avatar Dank Wizard
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My roommate says our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 300 years and not noticed anything unusual.

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Guy in bar: The biggest fight I got into was with 4 huge guys
Other guy: I fought 6 at once
Me: One time, I had to convince a toddler to put his shoes on
*music stops and everyone in the bar stares at me*
Me: ...and they had laces
*one guy throws up*

Guy in bar: The biggest fight I got into was with 4 huge guys Other guy: I fought 6 at once Me: One time, I had to convince a toddler to put his shoes on *music stops and everyone in the bar stares at me* Me: ...and they had laces *one guy throws up*

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