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Aged like fine wine. BBC THREE COMEDY TUESDAY. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person's responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't he

avatar Cynic Penguin
He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off.

He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off.

avatar Laugh Byte 10

Imagine getting mugged to only get a police egg to tell you to piss off then roll away singing highway to hell. The future is now. METRO NEWS. Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song. POLICE.

avatar Dank Wizard
My reaction after a cop does a U turn behind me

My reaction after a cop does a U turn behind me

avatar PixelJester
Uh, Chief, looks like we got a 64-G in progress. Armed robbery with a gun. Come on, Chief, you know this. Oh, a shooty-stealy?

Uh, Chief, looks like we got a 64-G in progress. Armed robbery with a gun. Come on, Chief, you know this. Oh, a shooty-stealy?

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m@thew @TweetPotato314 [first day as police sketch artist] Her: he was about 6' 7

m@thew @TweetPotato314 [first day as police sketch artist] Her: he was about 6' 7" Me: ok we'll I'm going to need more paper

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