IM BABYSITTING and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life
MFW I say bye to my wife before work. (I'll see her when I go home for lunch)
I have taken my worst wound at this parting, having looked my last upon that which is fairest.
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