Yes. Standby. Beep. What the fuck did you hit? Uh, I mean, it went through the target and hit one of those fucking tie rods. That went that way. I didn't like that. They need to not have that back there. Yeah, I... What the fuck? Where's your plates? That's what I was saying. Standing right here now. Yeah, I said that. What happened? I shot and I s
actual footage of me at work. 10:30, gotta be. Hour and a half. Lunch. The halfway fucking point. Don't look at your watch. Not yet. Save it. Treat yourself. Ten to 11:00. Maybe five of. Don't look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made. When you've eaten the last bite, this fucking day is halfway gone. 11:30. Has to be. Look at the angle of the sun.
Oh, by the way, I read something really scary today. Oh, yeah? Yeah, apparently the higher-ups in Washington are already talking about bringing back the draft. Wait, the draft? Like the military? Yeah, but obviously it'd be totally different this time. I mean, they'd probably include women. No one's telling me I do the dishes. You go relax. Okay. B
Don't look now, Chuck Norris is right behind you. I heard some heroes read Chuck Norris comics. I heard at night the boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck. I heard Chuck Norris's reflection won't even look him in the eye. I heard when cops need cops, they call Chuck Norris. I heard when Chuck gets in the water, sharks get out of the ocean. I hea
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