Oh, by the way, I read something really scary today. Oh, yeah? Yeah, apparently the higher-ups in Washington are already talking about bringing back the draft. Wait, the draft? Like the military? Yeah, but obviously it'd be totally different this time. I mean, they'd probably include women. No one's telling me I do the dishes. You go relax. Okay. B
Don't look now, Chuck Norris is right behind you. I heard some heroes read Chuck Norris comics. I heard at night the boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck. I heard Chuck Norris's reflection won't even look him in the eye. I heard when cops need cops, they call Chuck Norris. I heard when Chuck gets in the water, sharks get out of the ocean. I hea
Story? With your permission, I would like to address my men briefly. That'll be fine, General. It was a long war. It's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. How it can only develop in combat. It exists only in combat. Comrades. Among brothers. Who have seen death together and suffered together. I a
THE TUTORIAL. DUCK: HOLD DOWN TO CROUCH. JUMP: TAP FOR SHORT, HOLD FOR HIGH JUMP. DASH: QUICK EVADE ON GROUND OR AIR. SHOOT: HOLD FOR RAPID FIRE. LOCK: TO STAY IN PLACE & NOT MOVE.
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