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Waking up at 6AM after sleeping at 4:30AM. I'm right here. Hey, come on. You?

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avatar Dank Wizard

Most single men after 30 in 2026. So you're not married? Nope. Ever been? Nope. Want to be? Nope. Don't you want a woman of your own? What for? Share your name, bear your children, be a companion. Then ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling and save my money, and to b*tch about her aches and pains all day. No thanks. Must be a lonely life. It's a g

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avatar @glitch_

Her partners look says it all

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avatar Laugh Byte 10

My Boss: it turns out you're ret*rded. Me: Oh. My Boss: now when you say ret*rded, Me: I mean ret*rded. My Boss: you have an IQ of 80. It came back in the company intelligence test. Me: but 80 is a B. My Boss: it's a B minus. We also did some digging and found out you got a 5 on the SAT. Me: I was in guided study. My Boss: we're gonna do some addit

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avatar @##Panda##@

When I've finally procrastinated enough and the panic productivity kicks in

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avatar @##Panda##@

When you're worried about not studying but still can't bring yourself to start studying

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