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That time 60 Minutes aired a segment called "Gay or Straight?" They also studied the way gay and straight people talk. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Would you like to have a drink? Sounds straight to me. It is straight. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Do you want to go have a drink? Gay.

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Girlfriend: Have you been playing World of Warships all night? Me: No My cat: (The cat makes sounds resembling game commands and alerts from World of Warships, such as 'Enemy spotted!', 'Enemy ship sighted!', 'Our forces have gained the advantage!')

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A man at a table repeatedly dips an object into a glass, looking at the camera with a mischievous expression, possibly as a prank or a joke.

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2026, 2020

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We're gonna open a jar. Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. Patrick, that's... Ashbringer. Yes. PRECEDO BELLATOR DECERTE ADVERSA INCURRO INVADORIA DESIDERATUS FATUM DESIDERATUS BELLUM FROM THAT DAY ONWARDS HE WAS KNOWN AS PATRICK THE PURE AND SPENT THE REST OF HIS LIFE PURIFYING THE LAND. You need a jar.

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Hot. It's so freaking hot. All of this flamin' grease up in the pot. I'll be dodging when it pops. Yeah, it hurts a lot. Can't figure out where I had placed a top. So I've got I've gotta deal with the grease. This food I'm waiting to eat. I gotta fry up the meat. Splashes, they flying at me. Grease. Grease. Grease. I've gotta deal with the grease.

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