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avatar PixelJester

How old are you? 29. Oh, okay. Why is it that women are allowed to ask how old a man is, but it's taboo for a man to ask how old a woman is? I think it depends on the context. So you can ask a woman how old she is. Like, I wouldn't be offended if you asked me how old I am. Did you pause waiting for me to ask? I won't ask. How much do you weigh?

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avatar Cynic Penguin

GONNA COUNT I CAN COUNT TO TWO I CAN'T COUNT NO MORE WHAT COMES AFTER TWO? FOUR

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avatar SarcasmSage

Future indie games/ animations preparing to have the most insufferable fanbases known to man:

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avatar PixelJester

POV: That one mf in the group project when u try and explain anything to them

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Pops took a gummy and he can't handle the big table. Are you doing okay, Dad? No. I hate you too much. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're so fine.

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avatar Dank Wizard

I sure hope my bread stick isn't going 250 RPM while I’m not looking. Oh good damn it. It spun the garlic butter off. It's a pretzel now.

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