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Gringos came in helicopters to Caracas while I eat chicken machachas. Broke in my house while I'm in bed. Told me chico, you under arrest. Now I face drug charges in Denver and I locked up in jail forever. I am not such bad evil fella. I'm el president of Venezuela. It's only a million kilo. I'm in jail eating jello.

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The doctor getting blasted through the wall after I ate 26 apples

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Quit New Yorking my Small Town. Quit bringing your bougie and your woke stores and restaurants and other businesses to small towns and wondering why they don't flourish. Because we don't want them. The people demanding a Trader Joe's in a town of 500 people, I guarantee you are not the locals. We're fine with the Piggly Wiggly. We don't need eighte

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STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE. And... action. Always two, there are. No more, no less. Which one was destroyed? I have one more damn line, Chris. Will you give me a break? Okay, here we go. And action. Now, I forgot my line! A master? Oh, that's a good take. Can I cut George? Oh! My arm is hurting.

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I got a challenge for y'all. I got 50 for anybody that can do this. Oh my goodness.

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Bro you'd last 15 seconds against a wolf. I lasted 15 seconds against your mom last night. MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

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