8 year old me saying sorry to my cousin for accidentally stepping on his Hamster πΉπ
First off, let me just say how sorry I am for your loss. We all are. Take your fucking sorries and stick them in your ass. I could say nothing. Be a heartless prick. He tried to talk, he couldn't even say his last words. Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love? No. Well, give it time. See if I can't make t
See, we left Koha because of the crime problem, but now we've become part of that problem. Yo, what is this bitch tripping about?
when my bf & i are arguing but he forgets to mute so his homeboy chimes in
When someone yells "contact" but didn't say which direction so you end up sliding the whole village
Oh, I think I'm glaring the worm Here to the witches in bed Here to the witches in bed I'm in the back of my regular Here to the witches in bed Here to the witches in bed Here to the witches in bed
When life's responsibilities have caused you to lose your gaming edge
I'd show you, but I'm too old. I'm too tired. I'm too fucking blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place.
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