The end. He always thinks he is so smart... Until he learns... you don't mess with dad who was in the Marines. FAFO. Instant regret. (Sound of a person being hit and reacting with a loud 'Aah!'). I saw you go over there. What were you doing?
I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend. Mom 😠That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend. It's just a date. Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.
Bros helping bros. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin. My son texted me from a party: "Do we still have pizza at home?" We don't. That's the code. He had peed his pants again and needed me to bring him a fresh pair.
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