when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said "I will never buy you a slushie" AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID "REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX"
[House has collapsed]
Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time
Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON
*rubble starts to move*
Pretty little baby, you say that maybe you'll be thinking of me and try to love me. Pretty little baby, I'm hoping that you do. You can ask the flowers, I sit for hours, telling all the bluebirds, the feeling two birds. Pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you.
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![[House has collapsed]
Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time
Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON
*rubble starts to move*](https://cdn.lolio.app/data/upload/2026/03/27/4679730.jpg)
