DID YOU SEE THE SIGN BACK THERE? NO, I MUST HAVE MISSED IT... RIGHT, COME WITH ME SIR. LOOK AT THAT DEAL! WE SHOULD GO, DUDE! IT'LL BE AWESOME! UM... UH... NO THANK YOU? A-AM I FREE TO GO? YEAH, WHATEVER I GUESS... Open 'til whenever Bapplebee's 2 FOR $20
Biker: What happened? Guy: It's out of... Biker: You don't have a bottle. Guy: Small bottle? Biker: Yeah, that's good. How are you going to pay for this gas? Two bucks will probably fit in here. Guy: *Hands it over* Biker: *On the way* *Filling bottle* Open your gas tank. It should now turn on. Quickly, quickly, go. Quickly go to the gas station. B
My Uber profile says I'm deaf so when I get into Uber's I usually just sign hello to them and don't speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf [censored] just got in so I can talk for a minute" Imfaooooo
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