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When your spine cracks so perfectly you achieve temporary enlightenment.

When your spine cracks so perfectly you achieve temporary enlightenment.

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avatar vortex728831
My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss.

My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."

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avatar toastOfchaos
DO NOT UNPLUG

DO NOT UNPLUG

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I personally believe that I'll live to be 150. So, 122 or 123 years from now, I'll still be wrestling.

I personally believe that I'll live to be 150. So, 122 or 123 years from now, I'll still be wrestling.

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avatar PixelJester
a little

a little "we shouldn't be doing this" would hit right now.

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avatar Dank Wizard

"#dnd magical item idea: a long spear that does 1d10 healing when you poke someone with it, with 10' reach the AmbuLANCE ... okay I'll show myself out"

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