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When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:

When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."

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The face you have to make when the orthodontist is checking your teeth made with mematic

The face you have to make when the orthodontist is checking your teeth made with mematic

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HOW MEN WITH MODIFIED 'MAZDA:BT-50'S' PISS

HOW MEN WITH MODIFIED 'MAZDA:BT-50'S' PISS

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CAUTION RETIRED KNOWS EVERYTHING AND HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT

CAUTION RETIRED KNOWS EVERYTHING AND HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT

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I'VE LEARNT THAT SAYING

I'VE LEARNT THAT SAYING "OH, THIS OLD THING?" ISN'T AN APPROPRIATE WAY TO INTRODUCE AN ELDERLY RELATIVE.

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Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

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