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Unfortunately, the whole

Unfortunately, the whole "move to Florida, skip state income taxes & seasonal depression" thing really does work.

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avatar MemeLordX
When your spine cracks so perfectly you achieve temporary enlightenment.

When your spine cracks so perfectly you achieve temporary enlightenment.

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My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss.

My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."

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DO NOT UNPLUG

DO NOT UNPLUG

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I personally believe that I'll live to be 150. So, 122 or 123 years from now, I'll still be wrestling.

I personally believe that I'll live to be 150. So, 122 or 123 years from now, I'll still be wrestling.

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a little

a little "we shouldn't be doing this" would hit right now.

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