Two ladies are having lunch and one whispers, "I'm getting a Boob job next week." The other one leans in and says, "That's cute, I'm getting my asshole bleached tomorrow." The first lady pauses, then goes, "Wait... really?" I literally can't picture your Husband as a blonde."
Last night we let the Bottled Alzheimer's talk. U.S. Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Alzheimer's" - Do You Drink It ? Global Institute for Cognitive Health Learn More
My Uber profile says I'm deaf so when I get into Uber's I usually just sign hello to them and don't speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf [censored] just got in so I can talk for a minute" Imfaooooo
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