Last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
"Trump should release oil from the SPR NOW to stabilize the Market!" - Chuck Schumer
March 8, 2026
"Trump is wasting our Strategic Petroleum Reserve for his RECKLESS war!" - Chuck Schumer
March 11, 2026
Senate Republicans @SenateG... 1h Airport delays are now hours-long because Democrats are blocking pay for TSA agents. Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian X.com You guys could abolish the TSA instead of bitch online 1:23 PM 3/11/26 3.7K Views
My girlfriend is taking an online course to learn how to care for autistic children and every time she completes a module she just stares at me like this
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