In bed eating cold ravioli and noticed that the right side of my door is a bit bigger than the left. These are the people I have to share a highway with.
mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital's heart monitor The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I'm trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support
An inmate at the Martin County jail in Florida managed to bend and snap a pair of handcuffs using only his strength during a severe mental health episode.
Can't find a song. It goes "BOWM-1-2-3, BOWMM-1-2-3, BoWMM-CLAPTSS,daka-daka-daka-daka.. and then at 40 secs for no reason PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK... Little Cecil - 1982. Plink Plink made it too easy DUDE WTF.
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