Can't find a song. It goes "BOWM-1-2-3, BOWMM-1-2-3, BoWMM-CLAPTSS,daka-daka-daka-daka.. and then at 40 secs for no reason PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK... Little Cecil - 1982. Plink Plink made it too easy DUDE WTF.
Bros helping bros. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin. My son texted me from a party: "Do we still have pizza at home?" We don't. That's the code. He had peed his pants again and needed me to bring him a fresh pair.
Hate to say it, but my relationship did in fact get 100x better once I started focusing on showing appreciation for all the things my partner was doing and stopped nagging about the things he wasn't doing. Oh wow. What a revelation.
Jason. 10 years ago, I woke up this text message at 2:30 in the morning. I think about it once a week. It's not cheating if it's a mannequin. What? Sorry wrong number.
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