chuck @charlubby my friend video called me because a pigeon had flown into his bathroom and he didn't know what to do. i told him to keep me updated, 10 minutes later he sent this
madrigal @whatmaddness bosses are such comedians. "I can't offer you more money but I would be happy to offer you more responsibility" like lol that's incredible. Best joke of the day. 10/10.
I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat." So, I'll be here for the rest of today.
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