Hey, Chief! Don't you think we should toast? It is proper etiquette after all... Fine! Like I'm scared by the likes of you! CHEERS! Oh, my! Urk... Hey! Mr. Park! Do you really want to knock glasses with me...?
A Vegan just said to me, "The chicken you're going to eat had a family." I replied, "That's why I ordered the family bucket, so no one gets left behind." 😂
I rent a house to a guy named Dusty and it's never a dull moment with this dude 😂
Dusty:
Are you home by chance? It's supposed to freeze tonight. Can you drip the outdoor faucets?
You bet. I'm home and don't plan on leaving. me and my buddy Brent are gonna see how many beers and uncrustables we can consume before we puke lol
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