20-25 Holy shit dad's just a human fucking everything up
25-50 How the fuck did my dad ever keep everything together
50+ I wish I could be half the man my dad was and can't wait to see him again
I'm 22 and already wish to be half the man my dad is.
Genetically, you are.
Ali The Ansari @AliTheAnsari My son learned the word “delicious” recently, except he pronounces it “decisions” so now you just see him walking around the house sipping on his water bottle going: '*slurp* Ahhh...decisions...'
but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fu**kin thing that just had it for like 500 years.
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