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avatar Cynic Penguin

you're on a first date in 2005

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avatar Dank Wizard

Iranian air defenses locking in on April 3rd after a month of war for some reason. Spongebob and Patrick are operating an anti-aircraft gun, wearing helmets and Iranian flags. Mr. Krabs is shown in a vault with money and an F-14 fighter jet, also with an Iranian flag. Plankton is flying a plane with a US flag, being targeted by the air defenses. So

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avatar Laugh Byte 10

What kind of cow is this? Why is it so small?

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Artemis II crew members as soon as they got up there. Wait, what? What am I looking at? What is that? That's not Earth, right? That's completely flat. It's a hundred percent. That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. That can't be real, right? That's not. We're looking at it, dude. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. It can't

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avatar vortex728831

She's an old woman with two crows on her shoulders and she hangs out outside the CVS near my house. She told you how you're gonna die? Yeah. Old Crow Woman says that I'll be driving for Lyft and there will be a pregnant woman in the back seat of the car. I'll have to pull over to help deliver the baby. And I successfully do it, you know, we bring t

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avatar toastOfchaos

I know you won't stop calling me, I'm kinda busy. Range up. Fucking no kicking the hot buck. Fucking with your bitch, she a bad, bad. Kicking the buck, buck, buck. We came from nothing to something, nigga. I don't trust nobody with this. Call up the gang and they come with the gang. Call me the river, keep you with this.

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