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Watch me call my dog without saying a single word... (sound of foosball table being played, dog barking)

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avatar SarcasmSage

Finally found this Classic. Phone ringing. Hello? I have just one question for you. Are you ready? Am I ready for what? Who's this? Are you ready for this Sunday night when WWE CHAMP John Cena defends his title in the WWE SUUUPERSLAMMM. Paper view bank for just 59.99. I'm sorry, there is no any chance that we are ever gonna having wrestling in this

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avatar SarcasmSage

The angels up in the clouds, our jealous knowing we're bound. Only a while will be ordinary. You're gonna be kissing the ground for the January. Try to be what you could, will not be thrown around. The angels up in the clouds, our jealous knowing we're bound.

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avatar @glitch_

Give back my baby. We had a deal. What's going on? Don't act so surprised, Marge. You knew this day was coming. Let's see what we're dealing with here. I brought this on us all. It began when I was a girl. What are you doing? Trying to summon the devil. Why? Nothing good on TV. We're bored. Something to do. Hail Satan! Save us, Marge. Oh, Mr. Demon

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Marine: "Is it true there's a fist behind your beard?" Chuck Norris: "What's the other question? Yes sir. Is it true there's a fist behind your beard?" Chuck Norris: "When I was coming over here, I was going to shave my beard with a rock, but the rock begged for mercy."

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