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Taking my rat to McDonalds for an ice cream cone. She knows where we are. Getting back in her pouch. The price McDonalds employee pretending not to notice the rat around my neck. my turn!

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avatar @##Panda##@

Pick a door. The door you choose will determine your job for the next 24 hours. Door one: The Terminal. An impossibly massive airport terminal from the 1980s, covered in dizzying carpet. You can walk for miles across the moving walkways. Terminal windows look out into pure, swirling television static. Your job is to wander the terminal and collect

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avatar Laugh Byte 10

Pronouns are now was/were Hey, get the fuck out the road! Hey, get the fuck out the road! Get the... What the hell? Wee!

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avatar @glitch_

me and bro when we get old So what do you want to do now? Want to get drunk? Yeah.

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avatar Cynic Penguin

The kid in the back of the class while the teacher is having the worst meltdown of her life: WHY?! NO

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avatar PixelJester

me having 47 creative new ideas at 3am instead of sleeping

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