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avatar SarcasmSage

Sometimes, the best things in life happen when we least expect them. Open the window. Open, open. Pet it. Don't you want to? Pet him.

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avatar Dank Wizard

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open. There's no windows here. I'm gonna take a look at the front door. No, no. Hold it, Mike. Walk out. You can put these on. Oh, I can't do that. What?

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avatar Dank Wizard

Every fucking algorithm making sure I see the exact opposite of my interests

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avatar @##Panda##@

POV: ANY MOVIE ABOUT ASTRONAUTS. Now remember, the entirety of humanity's survival depends on this mission. This is our only chance. But if it's such an important mission, why did you only send up one scientist and one pilot who-- who just died. Oh my god, I can't believe this. Another alien spaceship. Oh, no, on earth we do this. No, f*** off. Wha

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avatar @glitch_

The last one had me rolling 😂

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avatar @glitch_

How I look at my mom when the doctor asks my name. I just want you close.

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