Me in 20 years working at the local Walmart:
Get your skunk breath out of my face, or I swear to God. You know what, tough guy? You're not going to do a damn thing about it, because if you so much as lay one finger on me, you're going right to jail. That's if I get caught. Hey, Linda, can you turn the security cameras off for 90 seconds? Jesus Christ!
What the hell is this? Tastes like Gatorade. Is that that Brondo stuff? They're watering crops with a sports drink? For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brondo stuff. But Brondo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops? Yes.
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