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avatar Cynic Penguin

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

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avatar Dank Wizard

Me and my friends talking about a trip that will never happen This is a broken hole, there's no control, he just lets his emotions go

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avatar Cynic Penguin

Thank you. Session ID: 17017.

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avatar MemeLordX

The Grim Reaper is physically unable to do his job I've been here for four days, starting to think I won't make it out of here alive. Fuck, you might not even make it out of there dead. What? I can't fit through there. Well, find another Grim Reaper who can. What, you want me to call the Slim Reaper? There's only one Grim Reaper. Oh, fuck you. Oh, go die in a hole. I'm trying. out here alive What? who can! I'm trying

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avatar @glitch_

Me in 20 years working at the local Walmart: Get your skunk breath out of my face, or I swear to God. You know what, tough guy? You're not going to do a damn thing about it, because if you so much as lay one finger on me, you're going right to jail. That's if I get caught. Hey, Linda, can you turn the security cameras off for 90 seconds? Jesus Christ!

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avatar PixelJester

Why he shaved that dog bald. Thank you.

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