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I did cheat, but not in a way that people think. I hired a man to kiss DJ Pan on the mouth on his way to the octagon. And at that precise moment, DJ Pan lost all his strength and all his focus, and the fight was mine.

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Catholics when the clock hits 12:00 AM on Saturday during Lent Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

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People are afraid I will tell someone their secrets. Me in front of the refrigerator trying to remember why I opened it:

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Excuse me, I meant to buy normal mustard, and when I got home, I realized I bought honey mustard. Is it cool if I just go swap it? I don't give a flying fuck, homeboy. Holy shit! You're back, man! Crazy! Did you go to the great beyond? Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What

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When they finally pay off a years old gag... How are you just sitting there? Your mom hit me with her car. She smashed me through a solid oak door. How could you not see me in the garage? I was running away and screaming in terror. There's wood everywhere in me. Why the hell was Maggie in the front seat?

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Why are you on the ground? You're so lazy. Get up and make me a bologna sandwich. Never mind, I'll be back.

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