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Excuse me, I meant to buy normal mustard, and when I got home, I realized I bought honey mustard. Is it cool if I just go swap it? I don't give a flying fuck, homeboy. Holy shit! You're back, man! Crazy! Did you go to the great beyond? Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What

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When they finally pay off a years old gag... How are you just sitting there? Your mom hit me with her car. She smashed me through a solid oak door. How could you not see me in the garage? I was running away and screaming in terror. There's wood everywhere in me. Why the hell was Maggie in the front seat?

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Why are you on the ground? You're so lazy. Get up and make me a bologna sandwich. Never mind, I'll be back.

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The fish threw up blood

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the best thing I've seen a mascot do

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‘Should I quench my thirst with a delicious beer on the road?’ The ever knowledgeable roadside horse: @huge.chad Thank you.

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