Cynic Penguin

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Dick? Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge... Pecker! Where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's... Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft,