THINGS I WOULD WISH UPON MY ENEMIES FLIMSY TOILET PAPER MOSQUITO BITES IN-BETWEEN THEIR TOES. BOUNTIFUL AMOUNTS OF STRAY LEGO PIECES A COMCAST MONOPOLY IN THEIR REGION CLAMSHELL PACKAGING ON EVERYTHING INABILITY TO REPRODUCE THE LEATHER COUCH FART NOISE A SECOND TIME A PRE-DISPOSITION TO HITTING