I really want there to be a commercial for Kit-Kats starring David Schwimmer where he looks at the camera and says 'Do you ever need a BREAK?' And Jennifer Aniston happens to be walking by and says 'Really? You’re still on this??' and it ends with 'WE WERE ON A BREAK' *immediately messages our marketing department*
Amy Poehler as Christopher Walken's relative is an all-time impression 😂 Look how big you guys are getting. Maxine, what's your doll's name? My doll's name is Jenny. She's a good doll, but she doesn't like ghosts, and neither do I. Ghosts scare me, and I'm pretty sure one is living under my bed. I promise you, darling, there's no ghosts around here, so you're safe. That's good, because I hate ghosts.
I want to be a veterinarian. You'd be a great vet, Dr. Noble. Thanks, but it's not going to be easy. Four more years at the junior college, and I'll have my two-year degree. And then I'll transfer over to stay. Excuse me a minute. Care for a taste of my pie? No thanks, I'm full. Suit yourself. I'm going to have a slice.
When they finally pay off a years old gag... How are you just sitting there? Your mom hit me with her car. She smashed me through a solid oak door. How could you not see me in the garage? I was running away and screaming in terror. There's wood everywhere in me. Why the hell was Maggie in the front seat?
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