I don't make the rules... From http://limsk.tripod.com/dwarfswr.htm How To Swear Like A Dwarf. Just roll a d100 or pick a result from each table A, B, and C and let fly. The tables list various humorous insults such as 'incompetent', 'stinking', 'perfumed', 'anvil-dropping', 'lily-livered', 'willow-waisted', 'halfling's-armpit', 'snotling-fondler',