Biker: What happened? Guy: It's out of... Biker: You don't have a bottle. Guy: Small bottle? Biker: Yeah, that's good. How are you going to pay for this gas? Two bucks will probably fit in here. Guy: *Hands it over* Biker: *On the way* *Filling bottle* Open your gas tank. It should now turn on. Quickly, quickly, go. Quickly go to the gas station. B
ATTENTION! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm. Don't panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.
"Why don't you ask for help?" *asks for help* *gets ridiculed, not taken seriously or the "You're X age, you should know this!" response* Discouraged from asking help
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