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[House has collapsed]
Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time
Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON
*rubble starts to move*

[House has collapsed] Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON *rubble starts to move*

avatar Cynic Penguin

Legends never age, they just evolve. It's beer 30. It's also grandson's fourth birthday. I'm going to go to Chuck E. Cheese, so a little pre-game Chuck E. Cheese warm-up. Maybe I'll get the big wrap to do a boilermaker with me. Cheers. Session ID: 13782.

avatar SarcasmSage
Never forget that these are the clowns who think they know what's best for you

Never forget that these are the clowns who think they know what's best for you

avatar Dank Wizard

Grilling meat with Your Dad: Me: 7 Dad: 35 Grilling meat with Your Dad: Me: 7 Dad: 35 Grilling meat with Your Dad: Me: 30 Dad: 57 Transcribed audio: Seem a little crazy, pretty baby, but I promise, mama's gonna be alright, and if you ask me to That you're gonna buy, you're a mockingbird, I'm looking to the world

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POV: you're 10 beers deep, crushing your grilling duties and your jam of all jams come on the radio

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I know I should sleep But the voices in my head go yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

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