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If you saw anything other than eggs, you need to get your mind out of the gutter

If you saw anything other than eggs, you need to get your mind out of the gutter

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hummingbirds are so tiny that this one built a nest and laid its eggs on top of a peach

hummingbirds are so tiny that this one built a nest and laid its eggs on top of a peach

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The platypus is possibly the weirdest animal! it's a mammal but lays eggs, it's duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, and venomous. It has electroreceptors for locating prey, eyes with double cones, no stomach, and 10 chromosomes. It's fluorescent and glows under UV light.

The platypus is possibly the weirdest animal! it's a mammal but lays eggs, it's duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, and venomous. It has electroreceptors for locating prey, eyes with double cones, no stomach, and 10 chromosomes. It's fluorescent and glows under UV light.

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Eggs after being poached:

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Tax return: $1200 Me: put 4 eggs in my omelette...

Tax return: $1200 Me: put 4 eggs in my omelette...

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i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money.

i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alrig

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