McDonald's
John
6 months ago
Pulled up to this McDonald's with my dog Nugget and the guy in the drive-thru goes, "oh sh*t that's a cute dog, what's his name?"
I say, "Nugget."
He asks if Nugget wants a treat. I say yeah, assuming it'll be a dog bone or something like Starbucks does with pup cups.
This guy disappears for a second, comes back, and ha
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