I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself except for the fact that his name rhymed with 'Time' so he started calling himself Time. I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me "Nothing's set in stone, but they're set in a dirt
Hold still. I am holding still! You're twidgin, champ. Ah that's anticipation. What's wrong with me being a little excited? That's withdrawal, different thing. I ain't paying for lectures, boss man, get on with it. Impatient muncher... You ever try your own gear, doc? Do I what? Your dream spools, you ever thread yourself in? Do I look stupid to yo
Aryna Sabalenka stops match to let ball girl live her tennis dream. A professional tennis player, Aryna Sabalenka, pauses her match to allow a ball girl to play a few rallies with her on the court. The crowd cheers as the ball girl hits the ball back and forth with Sabalenka, who then embraces her. The ball girl looks overjoyed.
Last night I had a dream that Oklahoma decided it deserved beachfront property, so it just started conquering every state west of it until it finally touched the Pacific. They renamed it Oklahomageddon.
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