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avatar Dank Wizard
woman logic
Let's put a bunch of pillows on the couch...
so there’s no room to sit on the couch

woman logic Let's put a bunch of pillows on the couch... so there’s no room to sit on the couch

avatar MemeLordX
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate

Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

avatar Dank Wizard

When you’ve been shopping at bath and body for 2 hours and have no patience with your wife anymore My wife Me Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

avatar PixelJester
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truth about myself

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truth about myself

avatar @glitch_
I just walked in on my wife singing in the shower. Surprised, I said,

I just walked in on my wife singing in the shower. Surprised, I said, "Oh, I thought you were the radio." Flattered, she asked, "Did You come to listen?" No, "I come to turn it off." That's how the fight started.

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WIFE: CAN YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER FOR ME? ME: LOADS DISHWASHER. WIFE: UGH, I HATE THE WAY YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER. ME:

WIFE: CAN YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER FOR ME? ME: LOADS DISHWASHER. WIFE: UGH, I HATE THE WAY YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER. ME:

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