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Me telling my daughter to clean her room for the 1000th time. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

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Dad, why is my brother's name Boromir?

Dad, why is my brother's name Boromir? "Because he is strong like a boar" "Thanks dad" You're welcome, Fairy-mir

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6-year-old: Do dragons fart fire?
Me: I don't know.
6: I thought you went to college.

6-year-old: Do dragons fart fire? Me: I don't know. 6: I thought you went to college.

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Dad - When does a joke become a dad joke? Answer - When the punch line becomes apparent!

Dad - When does a joke become a dad joke? Answer - When the punch line becomes apparent!

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Told my dad I was having the worst day of my life... Dad: Go outside and stand in the sun. Maybe have some beef jerky 👍

Told my dad I was having the worst day of my life... Dad: Go outside and stand in the sun. Maybe have some beef jerky 👍

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what do you call a really fat psychic
Dad don't
A four chin teller
A FOUR CHIN TELLER

what do you call a really fat psychic Dad don't A four chin teller A FOUR CHIN TELLER

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