Aged like fine wine. BBC THREE COMEDY TUESDAY. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person's responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't he
Imagine getting mugged to only get a police egg to tell you to piss off then roll away singing highway to hell. The future is now. METRO NEWS. Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song. POLICE.
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u/RPGNUB . 5h
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If I had a jar of hornets and I walked into a store with them and told the cashier to give me something for free or I'd open the jar. Could they have me arrested?
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aRabidGerbil . 5h
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Yes, you're robbing them
Mom and daughter came in hungry. Table for two. No issues... They had our famous cajun shrimp boil. They cleared the table. To-go bags and all. Daughter was finally satisfied. Then the bill came... Daughter tried the back door. blocked. Mom said don't worry... "We'll just walk out the front." If you see this, come back and take care of the bill. No
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