Cynic Penguin

Bro can't even be serious in court. Judge: If you are cheating, she is divorcing you. Defendant: Yes. Judge: Are you okay with that? Defendant: I mean, I don't want to get no divorce, but if that's what we gotta do, that's what we gotta do. Judge: Do you love her? Defendant: Yes. Judge: Are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her? Defe