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WHY ONE OF THE BEST INSULTS EVER IS

WHY ONE OF THE BEST INSULTS EVER IS "WHO IS THIS CLOWN?" YOU'RE CALLING THEM A CLOWN BUT YOU'RE ALSO SAYING THEY'RE NOT EVEN A WELL KNOWN CLOWN

avatar Dank Wizard
Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites. Okay, now ID for

Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites. Okay, now ID for "dangerous content". Posting? You better have ID. Your online Burger King order is on hold, please provide valid ID to access your fries.

avatar PixelJester
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking
the hours are going by. The past increases, the
future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets
mounting.
Do you understand?
I Understand
remain ignorant

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand? I Understand remain ignorant

avatar Cynic Penguin
Four years ago I asked my best friend to flirt with my boyfriend to test him, and now they're coming over for Christmas Eve dinner with their two kids.

Four years ago I asked my best friend to flirt with my boyfriend to test him, and now they're coming over for Christmas Eve dinner with their two kids.

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Four years ago I asked my best friend to flirt with my boyfriend to test him, and now they're coming over for Christmas Eve dinner with their two kids.

Four years ago I asked my best friend to flirt with my boyfriend to test him, and now they're coming over for Christmas Eve dinner with their two kids.

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When the bossman starts talking more shit than my paycheck can excuse

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