I changed the Netflix password after a breakup and immediately got this text from her dad. Mark: Hey pal! since you and my daughter broke up, am I also cut off from Netflix? As far as I'm concerned, I'm just an innocent casualty. 👍
I found out you've been shagging another woman, You dirty cheating bastrd! I've packed all my things and I'm leaving you. I'm moving back to my sister's house! Okay, See you when you get here.
My ex broke up with me a year ago. Her dad and I were bros. She moved on. Just got this text from him. 2025 was a rough year but this feels good. Merry Christmas, Bub. Hope you're doing well. House is the same. New guy's... fine. He brought vegan gluten-free cookies. Dog won't even eat them
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS GAINED WEIGHT AND STOPPED SHAVING, SO YOU TRY TO PUT IT INTO WORDS THAT YOU WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HER AND SHE HAS TO MOVE OUT WITHIN 24 HOURS
This time tomorrow, you will be a free mammoth.
Lolio App – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.