the hype @TheHyyyyype spending $300 at the bar: yolo baby at the supermarket checkout realizing i forgot my $2 coupon at home: you idiot this is why you're always broke
If you're going to quit anything in 2026... Just trust me, you'll be fine. And when I'm back in Chicago, I'll be feeling it. And now that version of me, I wasn't in it. Quit being a little bitch...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" "In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to y
MISFIT MINDS; thirst y; Transcribed audio: What do you want me to do with that? Oh, just let it sit for a bit. Give me another one. It's going up. No, young man. I've worked in pubs my whole life. I've been drinking beer longer than you've been f***ing like. Mate, I was born in a pub. I wish my arm was shorter because it feels like grabbing you. Is everything all right, are you? That's jus
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