I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its ince
Guy's Number 1 Humor Rule: Once we confirm you’re alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.
When my hair caught on fire & my brothers called me ghost rider for 2.5 years
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