Why the fuck doesn't Chili's sell chili? I’m sick of this shit
Have you been to Dick’s. 😕
I went to Walgreens and the walls were fucking white.
What about BJ's?
Danny R. Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room. Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in – but nothing. When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name. HE WAS THE DENTIST.
So because i refused to date you, you stop talking to me
Feb 2, 2026
Yes, because friendship wasn’t the goal, ma’am. This wasn’t a group project, it was a romantic interest. You declined, he declined the convo. Equal energy.
“I graduated college yesterday”
[Image of a graduate taking a selfie] (diploma)
Proud of you dang but why did you think Peter was the name they needed help pronouncing
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[Image of a graduate taking a selfie] (diploma)
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